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[pathogenics]

[The PokeGear turns on to one scarfed man who is dealing with his little Cleffa who seems quite content to bounce up and down around him.]

Hap-P! I realize you are excited for this journey through a land like this but you must be patient! We cannot leave this town until The Questioning One is ready to depart.

[He looks to the camera, as he's set it up.]

You there! I have seen this been used for the purpose of communication. I have seen that man use it himself.

[He stands, one arm pointing at the camera, as the Cleffa known as Hap-P jumps up onto his shoulder.]

Remember the name Gundam Tanaka! I am from the school known as Hope's Peak Academy! And this plane of existence will soon belong to me!

[This is probably not what anyone wanted to hear, Gundam. He starts to chuckle... before it turns into a laugh.]

We will head to the next city soon!

[And with that, he shuts the feed off.]

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[VIDEO]

[diamondo]

[.....................um

what did he just witness...

Anyway, Mondo recognizes the name as the other new arrival that Hinata mentioned, so he figures he should probably respond but... wow. This is... certainly something.]

You're the Super High School Level Animal Breeder, right?

[VIDEO]

[pathogenics]

[Perfection that's what.]

Aha! My talents already are well known in this existence!

[He laughs again, dear god, he sounds like an evil genius.]

Now, give me your name and what talent you behold! And do not waste my time!

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[lullabytes]

[ ...She's too used to this sort of thing to do much more than tilt her head, curiously. ]

Hap-P...so that's what you named your Pokemon, right?

[ Cute... ]

Hello, Tanaka-san. I'm glad to hear you seem to be doing well.

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[pathogenics]

[this has to be routine for you, doesn't it.]

A fitting name for a fitting creature!

[He nods.]

We are. And how long have you been here?

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[captainash]

...Gundam. Your parents named you Gundam.

[Come on, now. Even his father, with his Gundam-is-the-savior complex, wouldn't have gone that far.

Probably.

...Thank you, Mom, for possibly putting your foot down and sparing him that fate.]

[video]

[pathogenics]

You dare to question me!

[there's too much theory behind gundam's name don't think about it.]

[video]

[wildest]

[Good thing that this is the exact sort of rant that Kotetsu is used to, as it doesn't even make him bat an eyelash. Especially since it's coming from a kid with... eye-liner, a bad haircut, and living cotton candy with ears.]

I dunno how much luck you're gonna have taking over "planes of existence" with a tiny pink fluffball. But hey, if you wanna take a shot at it, be my guest. Pokemon's cute though.

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[pathogenics]

[Okay catbeard, let's talk bad haircuts.]

You have underestimated the power of Hap-P! She will be the most fearsome creature in the land!

[Although there's a tint of red don't call his pokemon cute.]

[video]

[styxiedust]

[Gundam Tanaka?

...Nope, never heard of him.]

And how are you intending to accomplish taking over this plane of existence, Tanaka-kun?

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[pathogenics]

[Soon you'll never forget him.]

To give away my plans so early would be a fool's mindset! I have many ideas on how to rule this existence and they will all take necessary time! But I know I will soon have more than enough power!

[He laughs heartily.]

Yes... yes... soon I will be all powerful... Nothing in this existence can stop me!

[he has no idea.]

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[The sour-faced middle-aged man on the screen groans and rubs between his eyes.]

Plane of...look, kid, there's no planes around here. Just birds.

What the hell kind of name is Gun? I'd figure redneck parents, but they would've smacked that makeup off your face.

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[pathogenics]

Are you not listening?! My name is Gundam Tanaka! You've forgotten it already, a fool among men!

[You have angered the Gun!]

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[superordinary]

[ What is this post even because Naegi has no idea. ]

Um, hey, Tanaka-san. [ ...Quick, think of something else to add. ] ...I'm also from Hope's Peak.

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[pathogenics]

[See thank goodness you were part of your class because otherwise this is what you'd have to deal with.]

If you are from Hope's Peak... State your name and your talent immediately! For destruction lays in your path!

[Fear his Cleffa.]

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[neurotoxined]

[Well. You're not getting video this time around, whomever the hell you are, but you are getting the slowest of slow claps from the device once that little speech is over.]

Good luck trying to take over the next city block, much less this entire plane of existence.

[audio]

[pathogenics]

You are unfamiliar with my abilities... yes... it's a shame.

[He laughs a bit.]

A shame you do not understand my true powers!

[Video]

[radeonthecity]

[The kid who responds may have Gundam beat in the piercings, facial markings, and ridiculous hair departments.]

You're going to try and take over this world? You better get some more warriors then. You and that one Pokémon aren't going to cut it on your own.

[A Cleffa is the perfect starter for him. XD Also this reminds me that I need to get back to reading the Dangan Ronpa 2 Let's Play...]

[Video]

[pathogenics]

[Potentially but it's not a face wrecking contest, good sir!]

Hah! A smart man, such as I, am patient! Soon, I will be prepared for the world that comes my way!

[It really is and gosh you do! Get it, get it get it!]

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

[Hope's Peak sure does have a lot of interesting students.]

Hope's Peak...does that mean you're Makoto's classmate? Chiaki's?

[Video]

[pathogenics]

[And he's not even the biggest whack job.]

Ah, yes, The Thoughtful One! I know her well.

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

[thatsawiggle]

[Have a big cheerful grinning idiot, Gundam.]

Oh! Ye mus' be some kinda demon, then!

[...yeah that kind of speech isn't anything new to this guy.]

What sorta powers d'ye usually got, then? Bein' dragged here takes 'em away from ye, but a while ago I got me wind back and whoo-ee ye couldn' keep me outta the air!

Oh, the name's Jin, by the by! Jin the Wind Master, officially, but 'round here 's more like Jin the Bird Master!

that's what the last boyfriend said.

[pathogenics]

Haha, yes! Someone else can recognize my potential!

[p.s. no he's not he's full of shit.]

Ha! My powers may be gone! But my talent is far more important here! The talent that will take over this plane of existence!

[He laughs.]

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[beholdmydemons]

[....good lord. He can't not poke this. What is with your hair?]

...And how do you propose to seize this... [...] ...plane?

[What is with your face?]

[video]

[pathogenics]

[you've got a mark on your neck. oh sorry that's just your entire gross face OHHHHHHHHH]

Do you think any wise man would ever share their plan?! Ha! Haha! No fool would ever give away their secrets!

[aka he has no idea.]

[Video]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Don't mind the creepy man with his narrow eyes behind his glasses watching that Cleffa jumping up and down and up and down before shouting.]

FAIRY!

[Video]

[pathogenics]

What nonsense are you speaking?! Do not shout without reason!