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[pathogenics]

[The PokeGear turns on to one scarfed man who is dealing with his little Cleffa who seems quite content to bounce up and down around him.]

Hap-P! I realize you are excited for this journey through a land like this but you must be patient! We cannot leave this town until The Questioning One is ready to depart.

[He looks to the camera, as he's set it up.]

You there! I have seen this been used for the purpose of communication. I have seen that man use it himself.

[He stands, one arm pointing at the camera, as the Cleffa known as Hap-P jumps up onto his shoulder.]

Remember the name Gundam Tanaka! I am from the school known as Hope's Peak Academy! And this plane of existence will soon belong to me!

[This is probably not what anyone wanted to hear, Gundam. He starts to chuckle... before it turns into a laugh.]

We will head to the next city soon!

[And with that, he shuts the feed off.]

Comments

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[The sour-faced middle-aged man on the screen groans and rubs between his eyes.]

Plane of...look, kid, there's no planes around here. Just birds.

What the hell kind of name is Gun? I'd figure redneck parents, but they would've smacked that makeup off your face.

[video]

[pathogenics]

Are you not listening?! My name is Gundam Tanaka! You've forgotten it already, a fool among men!

[You have angered the Gun!]

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake's lip curls.] No it isn't. That's not even a word.

Jesus, an earring too. You get lost on your way to the club? Is that-- that's fuckin' eyeliner.

Kid, you need help.

[video]

[pathogenics]

My name is Gundam Tanaka! Do I have to repeat myself a third time to a... a... simpleton?!

[YOU WILL RUE THE DAY.]

The Devildog Earring is a symbol of how I domesticated the Devildog! A fearsome creature the likes of which you have never seen!

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake winces] The more you say it the worse it gets.

[Then scowls.] I'm not a fuckin' simpleton!

[His voice goes flat with disbelief.] You got a special earring for housebreaking a dog.

[video]

[pathogenics]

I would never expect someone who is a simpleton to understand the true meaning of the Devildog earring!

[OOO BURN.]

Once this existence is mine, you will all praise my name! Before I destroy you!

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

I don't care if it's an earring for dogs!

[This is the bizarrest way Blake's ever been insulted, and that's saying something.]

[His eyebrows invert.]

What kinda drugs are you on, kid?

[video]

[pathogenics]

Y... you are like all simpletons! If you do not understand something, you link it to something else! I am Gundam Tanaka! And I will rule this plane of existance! And you will perish under my grip!

[His hand starts to shake.]

If you don't leave now, I will destroy you where you stand!

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Oh for fuck's...How many crazies am I gonna have to deal with?

[Blake gives him a level look.]

You're new here, so I'll give you some free advice; don't make weird death threats to police officers.

[video]

[pathogenics]

I told you enough! A simpleton like you in a position of power will only destroy this existence more! Leave before I destroy you for your actions!

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

I'm not destroying existence, dumbass. Damn it. Why's it always the Antichrist? Why can't anybody ever hallucinate me as Batman or something?

Yeah, I'm real scared of a teenager. Whatcha gonna do, punch me through your phone?

[video]

[pathogenics]

You will see! And you will be punished immediately for what you have done! You are unforgivable!

[And he's going to hang up on you because he's upset and needs a hug.]