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[pathogenics]

[The PokeGear turns on to one scarfed man who is dealing with his little Cleffa who seems quite content to bounce up and down around him.]

Hap-P! I realize you are excited for this journey through a land like this but you must be patient! We cannot leave this town until The Questioning One is ready to depart.

[He looks to the camera, as he's set it up.]

You there! I have seen this been used for the purpose of communication. I have seen that man use it himself.

[He stands, one arm pointing at the camera, as the Cleffa known as Hap-P jumps up onto his shoulder.]

Remember the name Gundam Tanaka! I am from the school known as Hope's Peak Academy! And this plane of existence will soon belong to me!

[This is probably not what anyone wanted to hear, Gundam. He starts to chuckle... before it turns into a laugh.]

We will head to the next city soon!

[And with that, he shuts the feed off.]

Comments

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake's lip curls.] No it isn't. That's not even a word.

Jesus, an earring too. You get lost on your way to the club? Is that-- that's fuckin' eyeliner.

Kid, you need help.

[video]

[pathogenics]

My name is Gundam Tanaka! Do I have to repeat myself a third time to a... a... simpleton?!

[YOU WILL RUE THE DAY.]

The Devildog Earring is a symbol of how I domesticated the Devildog! A fearsome creature the likes of which you have never seen!

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake winces] The more you say it the worse it gets.

[Then scowls.] I'm not a fuckin' simpleton!

[His voice goes flat with disbelief.] You got a special earring for housebreaking a dog.

[video]

[pathogenics]

I would never expect someone who is a simpleton to understand the true meaning of the Devildog earring!

[OOO BURN.]

Once this existence is mine, you will all praise my name! Before I destroy you!

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

I don't care if it's an earring for dogs!

[This is the bizarrest way Blake's ever been insulted, and that's saying something.]

[His eyebrows invert.]

What kinda drugs are you on, kid?

[video]

[pathogenics]

Y... you are like all simpletons! If you do not understand something, you link it to something else! I am Gundam Tanaka! And I will rule this plane of existance! And you will perish under my grip!

[His hand starts to shake.]

If you don't leave now, I will destroy you where you stand!

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Oh for fuck's...How many crazies am I gonna have to deal with?

[Blake gives him a level look.]

You're new here, so I'll give you some free advice; don't make weird death threats to police officers.

[video]

[pathogenics]

I told you enough! A simpleton like you in a position of power will only destroy this existence more! Leave before I destroy you for your actions!

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

I'm not destroying existence, dumbass. Damn it. Why's it always the Antichrist? Why can't anybody ever hallucinate me as Batman or something?

Yeah, I'm real scared of a teenager. Whatcha gonna do, punch me through your phone?

[video]

[pathogenics]

You will see! And you will be punished immediately for what you have done! You are unforgivable!

[And he's going to hang up on you because he's upset and needs a hug.]