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[pathogenics]

[The PokeGear turns on to one scarfed man who is dealing with his little Cleffa who seems quite content to bounce up and down around him.]

Hap-P! I realize you are excited for this journey through a land like this but you must be patient! We cannot leave this town until The Questioning One is ready to depart.

[He looks to the camera, as he's set it up.]

You there! I have seen this been used for the purpose of communication. I have seen that man use it himself.

[He stands, one arm pointing at the camera, as the Cleffa known as Hap-P jumps up onto his shoulder.]

Remember the name Gundam Tanaka! I am from the school known as Hope's Peak Academy! And this plane of existence will soon belong to me!

[This is probably not what anyone wanted to hear, Gundam. He starts to chuckle... before it turns into a laugh.]

We will head to the next city soon!

[And with that, he shuts the feed off.]

Comments

[video]

[styxiedust]

Right, well...

[God, he really does have no idea.]

You might hit some roadblocks, I'm just saying. Did they assign you as a breeder or a trainer in this world?

[video]

[pathogenics]

I am a breeder... it is perfect. They are wise here!

[video]

[styxiedust]

Well then, Tanaka-kun, I suppose the first thing you'd want to do with taking over is building up and raising a proper army!

[Now she's making suggestions?? Botan pls.]

[video]

[pathogenics]

Yes! That much is obvious to I! Soon that will happen but it will take time!

[please give him more ideas.]

[video]

[styxiedust]

I'm warning you, some of these Pokemon are so cute you might get distracted from taking over the world.

[video]

[pathogenics]

I will never be distracted. My goal is always immediately in front of my eyes!

[video]

[styxiedust]

Of course it is, Tanaka-kun.

[Him and his adorably-named Cleffa, come on.]

What about human followers, then? Will you be looking for some of those?

[video]

[pathogenics]

Hmph! Why would I need human followers here?

[He grumbles.]

The ones I have at home are necessary when I leave my creatures of the earth and sun behind but I will leave no one behind here! I am the one and only ruler of this place!

[video]

[styxiedust]

Making friends is nice, that's all.

[FRIENDS. FRIEEENDS.]

You know, I'm not buying any of this "ruling the world" and "taking over" stuff, right?

[video]

[pathogenics]

If you choose to be unprepared for what will happen next, you are at fault all on your own!

[And he laughs.]

[video]

[styxiedust]

[And she leans close, pretending like she's whispering to the screen.]

I think the one that needs to be prepared is you, Tanaka-kun. You could be speaking to Death right at this very moment and not even realize it.

[Oh is she going to have fun with this kook.]

[video]

[pathogenics]

[what is whispering.]

Ha! Then they will know in advance of my plans! They can be prepared for what I plan to do!

[That didn't work.]

[video]

[styxiedust]

Right, now that I am fully aware of you and what you're doing, I can say this: You can't have it. Nope. Go back to the drawing board, find another plane of existence.

[video]

[pathogenics]

Ha! Hahahaha! Do you think you will stop me from achieving my goals?! I will take this plane of existence as I wish! And you will not stop me!

[video]

[styxiedust]

[She laughs.

For quite a long moment.]

Okay, that's enough now, the super villain act is funny, but you're really not going to accomplish anything like that here.